Homeless.

Somewhere out there, lies a lonely shoe, without a home.

I used to see these posts on the homie Deftronic's blog all the time, and thought it was the funniest, yet sad thing that I couldn't understand. Who does this? What incompetent, thoughtless, FOOL commits such a crime? May you die not one, but a minimum of three deaths for leaving your footwear homeless, and this box, stranded on the side of the road to deteriorate slowly.